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Day Two :) :)

Post  GLR xGlitch Itx on Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:13 pm

Ready for the 5 a day?

Joke 1
My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW today and I couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.

"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year."


Joke 2
If you buy anything on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay. I've just spent £100 on a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass


Joke 3

Policeman: - You just drove way to fast with no seatbelt on through a red light. I'll have to give you a ticket sir,what's your name?

Motorist: - Jaroszacsackpixchoraht Koretszkenitzkyi Schwarzckophft Johaniazaxatoigyhor Junior.

Policeman: - Okey.............It's your lucky day I'll only give you a warning,go on then


Joke 4
I found an iPhone on the bus today, so called the number in the contacts that said 'Home'.

"Hello!" I said when they answered. "I've found your phone on the bus."

"Oh, that's fantastic," the woman sighed with relief.

"I know it is" I replied, "How do I work the camera?"


Joke 5
Now on sale at IKEA-beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing involved, its all tongue and groove

GLR xGlitch Itx

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